Definitions by Freddy Mora
Nobody
Also known as "the third option" Was no one until he met his bestie coco. Asked for five thirty bombs and a can of skoal straight for Christmas and his birthday. Puts anything to do with money into terms of thirty bombs. "That suit cost 5 thirty bombs." Considers the St. Louis Cardinals orgasmic. Had a nine week hook up streak until he met a Commie. Loves Mustasha. Needs to learn how to accept compliments better. Its actually good looking even though he is a Nobody and drives a Nobody mobile.
"Oh. My. God. I cant believe i cheated on my boyfriend!! *sobs uncontrollably"
"It's okay. Just tell your boyfriend you cheated on him with Nobody."
"If Nobody cant do it, No one can."
"It's okay. Just tell your boyfriend you cheated on him with Nobody."
"If Nobody cant do it, No one can."
Nobody by Freddy Mora April 18, 2009