10 definitions by Fraser

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.

Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.

by Fraser January 05, 2005

1) A vehicle that you will drive, but tell no one that you do

2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did

1) I don't drive a Vespa!

2) Sure, I'll fuck you, you damn Vespa

by Fraser November 13, 2004

A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.

Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.

by Fraser December 02, 2004