2 definitions by Franky Fingers
Jay'd.
adjective, informal.
When an object or thing, functioning perfectly for its intended purpose, suddenly stops working in the presence of another human for no logical reason. Specifically to do with a new piece of technology. The solution to the problem is then often long winded and frustrating for said person.
Synonyms: Broken, Defective, Inured, Damaged, Unlucky, Devine Purpose, Fate
adjective, informal.
When an object or thing, functioning perfectly for its intended purpose, suddenly stops working in the presence of another human for no logical reason. Specifically to do with a new piece of technology. The solution to the problem is then often long winded and frustrating for said person.
Synonyms: Broken, Defective, Inured, Damaged, Unlucky, Devine Purpose, Fate
Example:
"How was your evening Master Bruce?"
"Terrible Alfred, I was battling the Joker when my batarang Jay'd out! It didn't return and then the riddler got a hold of it and wouldn't give it back till I answered his riddle: 'What do you throw away, but keeps coming back'."
"I believe the answe-"
"I couldn't get it either, so I punched him in the face and tied him upside down to a lamp post."
"How was your evening Master Bruce?"
"Terrible Alfred, I was battling the Joker when my batarang Jay'd out! It didn't return and then the riddler got a hold of it and wouldn't give it back till I answered his riddle: 'What do you throw away, but keeps coming back'."
"I believe the answe-"
"I couldn't get it either, so I punched him in the face and tied him upside down to a lamp post."
by Franky Fingers October 27, 2014
That guy Steven Slovensky is such a cocksucker, The other day he told me he could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
by Franky Fingers November 25, 2013