Frankly Mr Shankly's definitions

Jeggings

Synthetic tubes which teenage girls squish their legs into in order to create the illusion of a ridiculously tight pair of skinny jeans. Should never be worn. Ever. Hurts my eyes.

Sally: Hey, do you like my new jeggings?
Kate: No. Please burn them.

by Frankly Mr Shankly April 4, 2011