Dudeman

An extremely ripped guy that avoids shirts at all costs and while all the girls admire his ripped like Jesus christness, he is a total idiot when it comes to trying to get laid. Dudeman will be the first one to volunteer to carry any heavy items thus making him very useful. Generally seen walking around shirtless.

Guy1: I think that girl likes you dudeman
Guy2: I need a big musclar man to carry my new set of dumbells

Dudeman: I can carry them!!!!