Football Fn Monkey's definitions

Back Slapper

A shit that bottoms out in the toilet, smacks you in the nuts before saying good bye.

After a big argument with my girlfriend, I think she got the last word when I got a back slapper in the rest room.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.

I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016