1 definition by Foods Chihuahua

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017
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