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Smud

The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.

Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.

by Flute and Douglas. June 14, 2011