1 definition by Fluffy nigga
"I am the cum of my sword.
I’ve forged my cum sword over the years to the point where it’s stronger than steel.
I am the cum of my sword, I am trained in nearly every form of combat in history.
I’ve become such a cum that I’ve faced off against the legendary Pißshitcoom III in a duel in the fabled Peepee Poopooshit canyon, and prevailed the victor.
He was a remarkable foe, one whom I respect dearly. His honor has been passed unto Pißshitcoom IV, and I’ve used his cum to strengthen my sword.
Until I meet the up-and-coming Pißshitcoom IV, I will be waiting patiently, working on my cum sword by watching gay hentai BDSM videos to produce liters of cum hourly, and designing my own cum armor.
They say cum has a certain ‘wisdom.’ Those who wield weapons made of cum shall be formidable and nearly unbeatable. I am truly grateful to have chosen to become a cumsmith in my youngin’ days, because since then I have become one of the greatest cumsmiths, to walk these lands.
Until we meet again, traveller. I’ll just be here jacking it and enhancing my equipment."
-Fluffy 2020
"I am the cum of my sword.
cum is my body, and cum is my blood.
I have created over a thousand cums.
Unknown to cum.
Nor known to cum.
Have withstood pain to create many cums.
Yet, those hands will never hold cum.
So as I pray, unlimited blade cums."
-Sunny 2020
I’ve forged my cum sword over the years to the point where it’s stronger than steel.
I am the cum of my sword, I am trained in nearly every form of combat in history.
I’ve become such a cum that I’ve faced off against the legendary Pißshitcoom III in a duel in the fabled Peepee Poopooshit canyon, and prevailed the victor.
He was a remarkable foe, one whom I respect dearly. His honor has been passed unto Pißshitcoom IV, and I’ve used his cum to strengthen my sword.
Until I meet the up-and-coming Pißshitcoom IV, I will be waiting patiently, working on my cum sword by watching gay hentai BDSM videos to produce liters of cum hourly, and designing my own cum armor.
They say cum has a certain ‘wisdom.’ Those who wield weapons made of cum shall be formidable and nearly unbeatable. I am truly grateful to have chosen to become a cumsmith in my youngin’ days, because since then I have become one of the greatest cumsmiths, to walk these lands.
Until we meet again, traveller. I’ll just be here jacking it and enhancing my equipment."
-Fluffy 2020
"I am the cum of my sword.
cum is my body, and cum is my blood.
I have created over a thousand cums.
Unknown to cum.
Nor known to cum.
Have withstood pain to create many cums.
Yet, those hands will never hold cum.
So as I pray, unlimited blade cums."
-Sunny 2020
by Fluffy nigga October 29, 2020