Fluffy Muff 69's definitions

askey

Generally somebody who has a nose over three quarters the size of their own head.

or

Somebody who sees themselves as the most macho of men but fails to see that they are inferior to most of the human race.

"Dude have you seen the size of that guys nose"
"fuck me hes an askey"

by Fluffy Muff 69 April 18, 2007