FlightofIcarus's definitions

Camaro

All joking aside, a pony car made by Chevrolet, which debuted in 1967, and ceased production in 2002, but has been brought back for the 2010 model year. The original run of cars were closely related with the Pontiac Firebird, which, starting w/the 3rd generation, not only continued to look similar, but started using the same powerplants and drivetrains.

It is famous for it's performance to dollar ratio, especially in the straightaways, and is only made fun of by elitist snobs who prefer to bash on the car for what it isn't, instead of appreciating what it is. Hell, they had to underrate the performance specs in the LS1 cars to prevent it from making the Corvette look bad.

However, old, rusted out 3rd gen models ARE notorious for falling into the redneck stereotype :)

Camaro sighting #1: Wow, check out that '69 SS Camaro that just flew by! badass!

Camaro sighting #2: Haha, look at that rusted out '82 Camaro. You can see the guy's mullet flapping out of the t-tops!

by FlightofIcarus March 22, 2010

Affliction

Extremely overpriced brand of Graphic tee-shirts. Typically known as a status symbol among chads. If it's a graphic tee you're after, there are many FAR cheaper options that not only look better, but are less likely to cause others to associate you with douchebag status. It's recommended that you avoid Affliction if you have any self respect whatsoever.

Dude 1: Dude, that's a pretty rad shirt, is that Affliction?

Dude 2: Fuck that! only a moron would spend $100 on an Affliction t-shirt. This one was 15 bucks, and it looks better!

Dude 1: Really? goddamn, I feel like a moron for wasting my money now..

by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010