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Belarusian Jet Pack

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet Pack will make all NATO members cower in fear as Belarusian soldiers spin at Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

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Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

Get merch