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Muff Pearl
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a dryed up ball of
baby batter
lost in
pubic hairs
shaped
like a pearl.
I
went down
on my
girl friend
and found a muff pearl i knew she was
cheating
cuase it wasn't mine!
by
Flat Rate
August 19, 2011
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