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anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.

My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.

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A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

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