Flajhi's friend!'s definitions

wtf mayyam?

an exclamation of shock, astonishment or sheer puzzlement, originating from North West London.

Dave(unknown person): Hello susan, how are you?
Susan: wtf mayyam?...

Scenario: walking down the road and seeing an unidentified object.
"wtf mayyam?"

Scenario 2: Waking up on the train at the last stop...
"wtf mayyam?"

by Flajhi's friend! March 7, 2009