Fizban Albrite's definitions

grouper-mouth

A man or a woman who is defined by a wide downturned fish mouth on their face. Literally un-escapable fish mouth.

Oh fuck me Johnny! Bettah get out your bag of croutons, because here comes "grouper-mouth" Janet.

by Fizban Albrite October 27, 2020

pulpatated

Pulpatated: Taking an enemy's skull and mashing it like a potato. Also works if you are mashing other veggies or fruit.

I swing my +8 Steel Warhammer down upon the goblin's head, instantly pulpatated. Trudging over his body with a wild yell, I realize with disgust that his darkish blood has squirted into my mouth. (Fuck! Goblin herpes)

by Fizban Albrite April 7, 2015

Taking an Amber

Shitting. A huge dump. A real sheet wrapper. This poop goes Depper than the ocean.

Bro. I was Taking an Amber earlier. I didn't think I ate that much at brunch. Felt 20 pounds lighter after it was done.

by Fizban Albrite June 4, 2022