Definitions by FireStorm B-A-N
Basil Marriage
When two straight men are unsuccessful in the modern dating landscape, and both decide that it would be more practical to marry each other instead.
"Hey Declan, it's been so hard to talk to girls lately. Should we just set up a Basil Marriage?"
"Sure, Bailey! Not everyone can talk to 2000 girls like Nico does."
"Sure, Bailey! Not everyone can talk to 2000 girls like Nico does."
Basil Marriage by FireStorm B-A-N April 24, 2026