Definitions by Finna basket my pants

Ur Nan

The crusty old wan who makes crusty scones and ploughes through 40 fags a day

Is ur nan making crusty scones? You best believe it dipstick.

That teenage guy in school who shaves his head for no reason and has a wet ass chin

See that drooling baldybollocks over there? I heard he likes kissing possums and shitting into his cupped hands