1 definition by FinWail
1. A hostile self-destructing mob in the video game Minecraft.
2. Apparently a word that replaced "stalker" overnight around the turn of the decade, with a possible connection to the above's rise to popularity.
3. One of THE dumbest excuses for a movie/TV monster ever. Wears an ugly brown suit, and a mask with a face that looks like the male equivalent of a witch--green, crooked, etc. Occasionally, it can get even dumber when it's portrayed as an ACTUAL MONSTER, not some scrub-in-a-suit.
2. Apparently a word that replaced "stalker" overnight around the turn of the decade, with a possible connection to the above's rise to popularity.
3. One of THE dumbest excuses for a movie/TV monster ever. Wears an ugly brown suit, and a mask with a face that looks like the male equivalent of a witch--green, crooked, etc. Occasionally, it can get even dumber when it's portrayed as an ACTUAL MONSTER, not some scrub-in-a-suit.
creeper: "SSSSSSSSSSSS" *explodes*
Steve: "AH! Oh, fuck you! I spent all friggin' day punching down trees just to BUILD that stupid cabin! Goddammit..."
ZOMG That guy John from school always likes your posts! CREEEPERRR!
Creeper: "GRRAAARGH!!"
*Velma pulls off the mask*
Scrub-in-a-suit: "AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS, AND YOUR STUPID DOG TOO!"
Shaggy: "Like, ZOINKS, Velma! I never would have guessed--because REAL monsters totally wear brown two-piece suits in order to look their best when terrorizing youth, right?"
Steve: "AH! Oh, fuck you! I spent all friggin' day punching down trees just to BUILD that stupid cabin! Goddammit..."
ZOMG That guy John from school always likes your posts! CREEEPERRR!
Creeper: "GRRAAARGH!!"
*Velma pulls off the mask*
Scrub-in-a-suit: "AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS, AND YOUR STUPID DOG TOO!"
Shaggy: "Like, ZOINKS, Velma! I never would have guessed--because REAL monsters totally wear brown two-piece suits in order to look their best when terrorizing youth, right?"
by FinWail March 5, 2014