Definitions by Fidel Castros son

Jem Clarking 

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want

Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son’

Jem Clarking by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018