Fetish King's definitions
A vagina that is having a herpes outbreak while also on it's period. The term "lava" is used because it looks like a volcano. The term "waffle" is from the term "blue waffle."
Sawyer: Dude! Guess what?!?
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!
by Fetish King March 4, 2011
Get the Lava Wafflemug. The sexual act of sticking a penis in between the fat folds of the neck or shoulder of an over-weight or obese person in the way that mimics a violin.
Jeff: Hey man, how was Angeline, that chick you met on myspace?
Sawyer: She was so horny she asked me to give her a throat violin!
Jeff: Damn, she must of been pretty fat.
Sawyer: She was so horny she asked me to give her a throat violin!
Jeff: Damn, she must of been pretty fat.
by Fetish King July 30, 2010
Get the Throat Violinmug. When the word "Duh" and "Obviously" are mixed together. It is used when someone asks a question that is really stupid and the answer is fairly obvious.
Ben: Is the football game Friday?
Sawyer: It's always on Friday.
Ben: Who is playing?
Sawyer: SVHS Rangers and CLHS Mustangs, duhviously.
Sawyer: It's always on Friday.
Ben: Who is playing?
Sawyer: SVHS Rangers and CLHS Mustangs, duhviously.
by Fetish King October 31, 2010
Get the Duhviouslymug.