Feridon Hamidi's definitions

Ferdaps

A Ferdinglish phrase. It basically just means perhaps bur faster.

"Wow Kris that's fast! Do you have an adequate duning ratio?"
"Ferdaps"

by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021

Zing Chao

A pretty decent looking Asian man who despite putting considerable effort into his career and appearance will never get the time of day from picky Beckies who prefer white Chad. Although Zing Chaos generally strive for actual self improvement, some will get desperate resort to copes like ricing. A Zing Chao that keeps letting himself go will eventually degrade into your typical ricecel.

Poor Zing Chao. He's not even half bad looking but the ethnic tax is absolutely brutal.

by Feridon Hamidi October 19, 2021

Cordengasm

Sexual excitement displayed on Late Night Tinder by its effeminate soy beta host James Corden whenever a Chad is revealed. When a Cordengasm occurs, James Corden is often more excited about the newly revealed Chad than the woman actually participating in the show

And of course whan this 11/10 tattooed bad boy gigachad Travis is revealed, James starts squealing like a Japanese school girl with his mouth gaping wide open, achieving complete Cordengasm.

by Feridon Hamidi October 20, 2021

Daddy Monkey

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021