11 definitions by Feridon Hamidi
by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021
The act of brutally penetrating a person's anus with immense speed leaving behind a sandy texture and a dusty haze. Duning originates from Mongolia and anything except Jigglypuff can be duned.
by Feridon Hamidi March 1, 2019
Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019
A sexual process that is started by shoving a dog biscuit up a girl's ass. Then she tied up to a rusty old hipster drug van. She is then fucked in the pussy by a crow bar as the Scooby Doo theme song plays in the background. The process is completed by ripping off her face, saying "Mystery solved!", drenching her corpse and the van in gasoline and igniting it, and finally sending the van off a cliff while yelling "Zoinks!". Afterwards you fuck her dad.
by Feridon Hamidi March 1, 2019