Feridon Hamidi's definitions
A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.
by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021
Get the Teleporting BDSM Chadmug. A sacred and holy pit that is roughly 50 meters deep and filled with gallons of Feridon's potent ejaculations. Typically used as the grounds of a sacred blood ritual involving the mutilation and sacrifice of 7 Mongolian child sex slaves who are then tossed in the creampit, dissolving and mixing with the sperm, in order to gain an audience with Feridon.
"What do you mean the child sex slaves escaped my speed chamber? What am I supposed to tribute to Feridon's creampit now?"
by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019
Get the Feridon's Creampitmug. Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019
Get the Blintharkingmug. A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.
"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."
by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019
Get the Speed Chambermug.