Felix Appleby's definitions

varts

(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.

I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"

by Felix Appleby September 17, 2008

ana kournikova

In Texas Holdem, Ace-King (AK) in the pocket is referred to as the Ana Kournikova because it looks good but never wins anything.

I was dealt an Ana Kournikova and went all in but lost to Rick's pair of deuces.

by Felix Appleby September 7, 2006