Definitions by Fearful Symmetry

Toasty Torpedo 

Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.

Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?

Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.

Scott: Me?

Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.

Toasty Torpedo by Fearful Symmetry March 26, 2009