2 definitions by Fckboy Tony

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.
"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"
by Fckboy Tony October 9, 2017
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A person who is so retarded, they have become the lord of all mental disabilities, or a syndromelord.
Fuck man, Donald Trump is such a syndromelord!
by Fckboy Tony March 8, 2017
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