Definitions by Farty McFucker

Buttfuck a baby duck 

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

Buttfuck a baby duck by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009