Definitions by Fartle kitten

patootle 

a toot that you named Pat for no reason

guy lets out a toot and says: im gonna call you Pat short for Patootle

patootle by Fartle kitten February 27, 2015

porkey poodle 

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

porkey poodle by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015