A yaardy is a creature who is unique to Southern Ireland. He claims to be the defender of men; and is very violent. Yaardys are usually heavy drinkers, with the first Yardy said to be a chronic alcoholic.
Most Yaardys live to be over five thousand years old and generally they are heterosexual, like overweight, ginger wowen.
Honour is also very important to a Yaardy and if he percieves you to have no honour he will charge and "x factor" you, aiming to kill you. One thing which especially annoys a Yaardy is to kick him in conflict.
Warning: Once kicked a Yaardy will become enraged.
Most Yaardys live to be over five thousand years old and generally they are heterosexual, like overweight, ginger wowen.
Honour is also very important to a Yaardy and if he percieves you to have no honour he will charge and "x factor" you, aiming to kill you. One thing which especially annoys a Yaardy is to kick him in conflict.
Warning: Once kicked a Yaardy will become enraged.
The most famous Yaardy is said to be Robbie Keane, with Roy Keane, John O'Shea and Filhol.A.S said to be other prominent members.
by Falex Filtol September 23, 2010