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Groupy Sock

An old Groupy's vagina that has been used up and run through so many times it is now dried up and crusty like an old gym sock.

A lead guitarist of an 80s rock band told his buddies about a groupy he was going to bang but didn't because she had a groupy sock in her pants.

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When you think you need to shit but only fart. Just like most Honda Civics you want to go but only bake loud fart noises.

Fuck, I thought I had to shit but I just sat there like a Honda Civic making a bunch of fart sounds and getting nowhere.

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