1) - the act of masturbating using a Dorito and Mountain Dew filled sock
2) - masturbating to Doritos commercials while drinking Mountain Dew and vise versa
2) - masturbating to Doritos commercials while drinking Mountain Dew and vise versa
I was going to go see a girl I liked but she turned me down, so I decided to stay at home triyodewing instead. It was the more lit option.
by Fagulous'Masterbater'êwê December 11, 2016