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Definitions by Fabulous Hank

Stegosaurus

A level of inebriation that induces uncontrollable herbivorism; driving you to consume the first plant you see.

Additional consumption of alcohol past this point may move the drunk individual into a pica state, where they will consume inorganic substances such as dirt and coins.
He was so wasted he went stegosaurus on the garden. Gave those plants the fixins.
Stegosaurus by Fabulous Hank February 27, 2011