Mife

(mom + wife = Mife)

When your wife treats you like shes your mom.

Husband ~ Hey baby can I have a sandwhich please

Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself

Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch

thats a mife you want a wife not a mife

by FOR THE DICTIONARY! October 09, 2009