Definitions by Exterminator (not really)

Ninja 

A covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan who is unlikely to be seen by anyone who isn't also a ninja.

Following a code of darkness and deception, ninja had some of the most advanced and complex martial arts training in history and had expertise in unorthodox military tactics that baffled pretty much anyone at the time.

Ninjas gradually disappeared from historical records during the Edo period. Theories abound regarding what exactly happened to them, but the lack of information about the matter leaves us unsure of the truth. This is not a coincidence, as the ninja code encourages ninjas to remain anonymous and mysterious.

So where are they now? The answer is actually the same one you'd get from your average person in feudal Japan- that being "We have no clue whatsoever."

A ninja has no face, leaves no name, and makes everyone wonder if he ever existed.

Ninja by Exterminator (not really) August 4, 2019

Five Nights At Freddy's 

A horror video game loosely based on Chuck E. Cheese's.

Mom: Hey wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Kid who plays FNAF: No way! It's hard enough trying to beat the video game Five Nights At Freddy's! I won't stand a chance in real life!

Five Nights At Freddy's by Exterminator (not really) June 19, 2019

Ridley Scott 

A maker of both awesome movies and horrible movies. While Alien, Gladiator, Blade Runner, and Prometheus were amazing, Exodus and Robin Hood and Legend were complete failures. Choose a Ridley Scott film wisely.

Man, I don't know if the next Ridley Scott film will be legendary or if it will suck completely!

Ridley Scott by Exterminator (not really) March 14, 2019