Definitions by Exploding Tentacles

Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) 

It's a baguette, get your head out of the gutter!

"I had a Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) for lunch yesterday"
"oui oui"

Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) by Exploding Tentacles November 26, 2021

Crablegs 

A very sought-after and important resource, Crab Legs are being torn off of crabs everyday. These crabs are usually daddies that have been taken away from their children so that their legs can be taken off. Crablegs are told to have magical powers that can make any wish come true, unless you're wishing for Money, Love, Status, Anything that exists, Anything that doesn't exist.

Bob bought 18 crablegs!

Crablegs by Exploding Tentacles October 21, 2021