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Definitions by Evil Genius Prime

Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.
Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."

Buttered the Biscuits 

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.
Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."