Milk

Your dad's cheap excuse to idtch you

Son im going to go get some milk

by everything else is taken February 22, 2022

Dorkatorus rex

A person that is such a dork that they think hatchbacks are cool and they brag about their Excel skills, and they are as clumsy and lumbering as a Tyrannosaurus rex.

My boyfriend is a dorkatorus rex, but for some reason I keep dating him anyway.

by Everything else is taken October 12, 2017