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Definitions by Eva Křenková+Josef K.
Josef
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Boy with a
massive cock
especially
in tight
blue jeans
. Just... dreamy boii.
By
looking
at his cock
I can
tell his
name
is Josef.
Josef
by
Eva Křenková+Josef K.
April 12, 2020
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simp
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Someone
who puts
the hoes
before
the bros
Damn Evka be
simpin
for that
juicy
Josef
simp
by
Eva Křenková+Josef K.
April 12, 2020
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