Work Of Shame

Participating in work/business activities having slept in and still wearing the prior days clothing and/or hair and makeup.

Does not involve a walk of shame/sexual activities.
I feel a little less than fresh since Im doing the work of shame...
by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018
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Showgirl Morning

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....
by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018
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