Definitions by Eugene Horney
Forest Fire
The act in which two red-headed lesbians scissors, causing their red pubic hair to rub together vigorously.
Yesterday I walked in on my mom and Wendy starting a forest fire. I think I lost interest in all women.
Dang Jim, don't get caught in that forest fire over there.
Dang Jim, don't get caught in that forest fire over there.
Forest Fire by Eugene Horney September 10, 2010