Definitions by Eternal Alcoholic
O.T.P.H.J.
Over The Pants Hand Job
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
T.Pimp wakes up after a party and is asked if he 'got' anything; 'No man, all she gave me was an O.T.P.H.J. and now my dick hurts!'
O.T.P.H.J. by Eternal Alcoholic April 30, 2011