Definitions by Erykah Badu

tossed seizure salad 

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

tossed seizure salad by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010

soyboob

An attractive girl with an organic look. May or may not involve dreadlocks and hemp clothing/accessories. Magical powers of druid awesome.

Erykah Badu is a total soyboob, yo!
What are you eating? I'm eating a soyboob! You're a sick fuck, cannibal man!

soyboob by Erykah Badu January 7, 2009