Definitions by Ernie (and he drives the fastest milkfloat in the

one eyed milkman

A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.

Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.

one eyed milkman by Ernie (and he drives the fastest milkfloat in the June 18, 2003