2 definitions by Ernie's football-shaped head

Googan

1) A general term for the various monsters, gargoyles, ghosts, boogeymen, etc. that small children have nightmares over
2) A hideously ugly woman

1) Don’t worry dear. I’ll lock the closet door so the Googans can’t get you.
2) Holy shit dude! Did you see the Googan that Mark shagged last night? She was like the Elephant Woman.

by Ernie's football-shaped head July 9, 2005

Like-arrhea

Medical condition characterized by frequent and excessive use of the word "like". Common in teenage girls.

Teenage girl: "So, like, I, like, told her, like, whatever. Like."

by Ernie's football-shaped head July 22, 2005