Definitions by Ernest P. Blumpkin

Blumpkin's Law 

A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.

1) You said that chick would blow me, that's some total Blumpkin's Law right there!

Blumpkin's Law by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009