Erik Shakaki's definitions

Schwing Schwong

The incorrect or retarded way of saying swastika.

John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"

Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"

John: "You know what I meant!"

Erik: "You're an idiot"

John: "I know"

by Erik Shakaki February 27, 2008