Definitions by Eridan from HSA

Englishing 

When you can't type English correctly.

Me: I just screeched because my English wasn't englishing.
Friend: Haha.

Englishing by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys 

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017