Definitions by Erich Miller

Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

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When a chick looks so good you wanna lay her out on the table and chow down!

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