Mafia Hand Job

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"

Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Keiller

A person who abuses a friendship by milking the one-eyed lizard when in the confines of a friend's room.

Keiller went into my room and had a wank

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004