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A universal descriptor, useful in just about any situation (see examples below), if used properly. It can be used in a variety of ways.
As fast as a buttmonkey, As slow as a buttmonkey, Hotter than 10,000 buttmonkeys or Colder than a buttmonkey in a deep freeze, It's raining like a buttmonkey with a firehose. Well I'll be a buttmonkey's uncle. It worked until you buttmonkeyed it!, Don't buttmonkey me, I know you're .......
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.
by Eric the Computer Guy October 26, 2003
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