Definitions by Eric Pete

Sghetti 

A sghetti is an italian who eats all of your food and breaks all of your stuff. The word itself comes from the word spaghetti which is their food of choice.

Sghetti if you don't quit eating all of my food I am going to deport your ass back to Italy!

Ryan is such a sghetti, he has broken my computer, my xbox controllers, my head phones and on top of all that he ate all of my mom's klondike bars...bastard.

Sghetti by Eric Pete June 6, 2007

Lesbian Mule 

A vulgar term aimed toward mean and or stubborn females.

Samantha is such a lesbian mule!

Lesbian Mule by Eric Pete May 13, 2007

Grits 

a shitty type of oatmeal

i'm to poor to make good oatmeal so i made shitty grits

Grits by Eric Pete April 29, 2007